What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Bot-any plants lately?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
I broke my finger!
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What nationality are most fish?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?