Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
His eggs were dyeing!
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
When do cows get tired?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?