What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
A model plane.
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why was the cat so small?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What did one firefly say to the other?