Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They're too cheesy.
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?