Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
They're too cheesy.
What does a panda ghost say?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What is the smallest lion?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why are grandkids so great?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?