Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
He left an empty tombstone.
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
How do you grill cheese?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What kind of pants do fish wear?