Why couldn't the leopard hide?
He was always spotted.
What is a table you can eat?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Where do belly buttons go to college?