Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby.
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Can February March?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?