Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?