What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
The thesaurus.
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Where do hamsters come from?