Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call a silly hill?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did the beaver say to the tree?