What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why is money so stubborn?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?