What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?