Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Because they're scared of stakeouts!
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What animal styles their hair every day?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?