Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Because they're scared of stakeouts!
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?