Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
It was a sappy ending.
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Which plant has the best roar?
Who are Frosty's parents?
How is life like toilet paper?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?