Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
They are in a stable relationship.
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?