Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
They are in a stable relationship.
Why are the mountains so tired?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the barber win the race?
Which insect is the smartest?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Which subject has two parts?
What game do mice love to play?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?