Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
They eat an apple a day.
What utensil does water use to eat?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why is summer always sad?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?