How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
You run around and around until you're all pooped out.
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
How do you wash a lamb?