Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
To the paw-spital.
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why are baseball games at night?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you say if you meet a toad?