Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?