What might you call waking up in the morning?
An eye-opening experience.
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why was the cat so small?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?