What might you call waking up in the morning?
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Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?