Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
She wanted a baker's dozen!
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why do all the planets get along?