What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
They go around the table and say what they're ungrateful for.
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why did electricity win the race?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's a henway?
What style of music weighs the most?