Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
To celebrate Lent!
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why don't wolves like fast food?