Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
He was begging at the table.
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?