Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
He was begging at the table.
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What are you studying in math?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?