What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Getting a harecut.
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why was the bunny upset?