What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
I was here first!
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?