Why did the scarecrow win an award?
It was outstanding in its field.
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What math figure is also in the band?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What day do hands always go to church?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?