What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
A drizzly bear.
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
How do automobiles fly?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do elves learn in school?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?