Which animals make the most honest judges?
Fair-rets.
The museum curator needed a break.
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Which celebrity always frowns?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What kind of books do boats write?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?