Why are construction workers so good at parties?
They know how to raise the roof.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What's a henway?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?