What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
An autumn-mobile!
What horn never makes a sound?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do cows like to dance to?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?