What day do hands always go to church?
Palm Sunday.
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What is the loneliest cheese?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What is a robot's favorite snack?