Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
It was a mean thing to say!
What season begins with a thud?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
How do snowmen get information?
What math figure is also in the band?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
How does a squid go into battle?