How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?