What type of birds stay together forever?
Pair-rots!
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why are winter days great?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
How does dinner smell?