What type of birds stay together forever?
Pair-rots!
Why are trees always so positive?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What bee is good for your health?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
How does a penguin build its house?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
How was the wedding?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?