Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils.
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?