Which dog loves to rob banks?
A gold-en retriever.
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why was the bud so shy?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Where do polar bears store their money?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why do cows go to New York?