What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Pointless.
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Do dads always snore?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?