How do snowmen get information?
They search on the winter-net.
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do elves learn in school?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Which musician loves to make chili?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?