What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Which computer won the talent show?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What bird is losing its hair?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What was the first animal in space?