What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
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What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What car can't keep a secret?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
How does dinner smell?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
When is Dad's bedtime?