What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
He'd have a license to dill.
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What did the snake name his daughter?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?