What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause.
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
