Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
He wanted to pick his brain.
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?