What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the frog have a long face?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?