What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
A bullfrog.
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What did the pen say to the pencil?