Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
They were his watch dogs.
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
How does a cow do math?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What did summer say to spring?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What does Rudolph call his wife?