Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
They were his watch dogs.
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Which is the worst season?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do elves learn in school?