Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Yes, I thaw!
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What type of birds stay together forever?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What kind of computers do horses use?