How do bees get to school?
They take the school buzz.
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Where do termites go camping?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the turkey join the band?
A book just fell on my head.
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?