How do bees get to school?
They take the school buzz.
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?