Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Because they're as happy as a clam.
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?