What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Boxing.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why is furniture so generous?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?