What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Boxing.
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the frog starve?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?